Boston Cel-d*cks

Welcome to the wonderful world of Celtics hate.

What's up world! My name is Chris (you can call me CJ or Smoov), and while I am just as big a Red Sux-hater as Hiba, I will be the DCH -- designated Celtics-hater -- for this terrific blog. I'll gladly leave the Sux-bashing to Beebz while taking on the basketball team. In keeping with the idea of BTBD, I'm gonna leave my NBA affiliation out of my postings (not that there's anything positive to say about my team in the first place hahahaha). It's all anti-Boston in these parts.

38 Bitches on "NESN National"

Remember when you couldn't wait until Curt Schilling retired, just so you won't have to listen to him shooting his fat mouth off to the media anymore? Well since he's retired, he's become an even bigger media whore. It's really sickening.

If you hate the Red Sox as much as I do, you can't help but despise two things: Curt Schilling and ESPN. ESPN's fellation of Boston sports nauseates and enrages me. They should just call themselves "NESN National" and get it over with. Also, Curt Schilling's fellation of himself makes me want to kill cute furry kittens.

Bitchslapping The 'B' Off Your Hat

Red Sox Haters of the world, welcome.

My name is Hiba, and I will be your Red Sox Basher for the duration of this blog.

Baseball is my passion. I was born into a baseball-obsessed family, and my obsession with the sport is not to be taken lightly. When I see a team such as the Red Sox classlessly disgrace the sport that I love more than anything, it infuriates me. It fuels my fiery temper. It pushes me to spew venomous hate towards those Clam Chowder-guzzling, dynasty-claiming, half-witted, baseball-ignorant, bullshit nation-creating, single brain-celled idiots.

The Inauguration: 'B' is for 'Beatdown'

Isn't it funny how the letter B is for Bitch, Bullshit, and Bandwagon?

Amazingly, it also stands for Boston.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to The Beantown Beatdown.

This is where B is for Beatdown.

The title of this blog is self-explanatory, so if you're a fan of Boston sports, I suggest that you leave now. Unless you're the type to enjoy having your teams bashed, in which case feel free to continue reading.

As for the rest of you, basically the majority of America, there's a common hatred that unites us. No matter what non-Bostonian team you root for, you can't help but hate the teams in Clam Chowder Land. We all have our own reasons for hating Boston teams: The unjustified arrogance of their players, the classlessness of their organizations, the douchebaggery of their fans... The list can go on forever. Whatever your reasons are for hating Boston sports, you'll find yourselves right at home here.

This blog isn't a fan blog showing love for specific teams; it is a hate blog showing disgust for the Boston Red Sox, the New England Patriots, the Boston Celtics, and the Boston Bruins. There will be four writers contributing to this blog:

• Hiba (that's me!), a Red Sox-bitchslapper to the bone.
• Deb, Patriots-beater extraordinaire.
• Chris, a hardcore Celtics-bashing Boston-hater.
• Dave, a diehard Bruins-hating Boston-trasher.

We will also be occasionally featuring guest bloggers who would like an outlet for their Boston Hate.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the Boston-bashing show!

BUCK FOSTON.