Wednesday, March 31, 2010

The Inauguration: 'B' is for 'Beatdown'

Isn't it funny how the letter B is for Bitch, Bullshit, and Bandwagon?
Amazingly, it also stands for Boston.

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to The Beantown Beatdown.
This is where B is for Beatdown.

The title of this blog is self-explanatory, so if you're a fan of Boston sports, I suggest that you leave now. Unless you're the type to enjoy having your teams bashed, in which case feel free to continue reading.

As for the rest of you, basically the majority of America, there's a common hatred that unites us. No matter what non-Bostonian team you root for, you can't help but hate the teams in Clam Chowder Land. We all have our own reasons for hating Boston teams: The unjustified arrogance of their players, the classlessness of their organizations, the douchebaggery of their fans... The list can go on forever. Whatever your reasons are for hating Boston sports, you'll find yourselves right at home here.

This blog isn't a fan blog showing love for specific teams; it is a hate blog showing disgust for the Boston Red Sox, the New England Patriots, the Boston Celtics, and the Boston Bruins. There will be four writers contributing to this blog:

  • Hiba (that's me!), a Red Sox-bitchslapper to the bone.
  • Deb, Patriots-beater extraordinaire.
  • Chris, a hardcore Celtics-bashing Boston-hater.
  • Dave, a diehard Bruins-hating Boston-trasher.

We will also be occasionally featuring guest bloggers who would like an outlet for their Boston Hate.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the Boston-bashing show!


BUCK FOSTON.

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